Coitus Chronicles - My Quest for Sex, Love, and Orgasms

Think you know everything about sex? Think again! This funny and true story of one woman's journey to reclaim her sexuality on the fringes of New York City's sex and dating world will make you think twice about everything there is to learn about sex! Meet OlivePersimmon.Growing up,she looked exactly like Danny DeVito, except she was thirteen and a girl. By some miracle, she grew into a relatively normal, well-adjusted thirty-something woman living in New York Citywith one notable exception: she hasn't had sex in five years, one month, three days, two-point-five hours . . . and counting. Faced with bona fide sex rut, she decides its time to take action to save her love life and get her mojo back. Challenged by a friend to say yes to experiences she might normally avoid, Olive embarks on a series of adventures and explores everything from BDSM classes to cuddlers-for-hire, from foot fetishes to lessons with a top-ranked pickup artist, andmore! Eachawkward, funny, and sometimes downright embarrassing encounter brings Olive closer to discovering the power of saying yesto herself, others, and life itself. For fans ofJenny Slate,this is afunny, irreverent, andhonest taleof one young womans journey to reclaim her sexuality on the fringes of New York Citys sex and dating world. Readers can see for themselves howthis girl next doorovercame insecurities around dating, sex, and love--all withopenness, honesty, and a wicked sense of humor.Along the way, readers will wonder: Will Olive ever have sex again? Will her love life be okay? Will her toe fungus come back? Does she ever find her mojo, and where was it hiding? Weaving together the awkwardness of Mindy Kaling, the candor of Chelsea Handler, and Olive's own hilarious vulnerability,The Coitus Chronicleswill encourage readers to explore their own sexuality and consider what surprises they may discover if they, too, just say yes.