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Purse Snatchers

Purse Snatchers

Burt Olson

 

Verlag BookBaby, 2019

ISBN 9781543963274 , 229 Seiten

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Purse Snatchers


 

2
We keep moving forward. People have been using this idea for years. I am not the first one to think of it, but I am not copying anyone either by saying it. This is a basic idea. In fact, the state of Wisconsin’s motto is “Forward.” The phrase is on the state flag which was created in 1848. We strive to move forward, but sometimes forces out of our control take us backward. We have to overcome these forces which are trying to drag us down and keep us on the bottom. The struggle is never ending.
“those people are all fucking strangers in my book”
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“The Opinion of an Angry Pacific Fish who Lost his Entire Family to Overfishing by Man”
They all eat fish and they are eating all the fish out of the Pacific Ocean!!!!!!!!!! "SAVE THE FISH", get rid of the humans!!!!!!!! We need more disasters!!!! (p.s. not trying to be mean, just giving the fish a voice –the fish deserve to have a voice against the humans)
#Under the authority of the Geoshan Omniarch, who is me, I hereby exercise my power and cross out this entry into my book because I have determined it to be unduly mean. However, the entry should still be taken into consideration do to the population explosions throughout the world - where humans reproduce without restraint and natural creatures pay the price (I have some Asian and Mexican friends and I don’t to hurt their feelings – the only reason I cross out these words is for their sakes). “Forgive me Sea Creatures of the Pacific Ocean” – whom I have forsaken by crossing out the previous paragraph.
“The Gasinator”
You ask me…what is “The Gasinator?” The “Gasinator” is an invention idea that I have (A serious idea). The “Gasinator” is a compact cylindrical container that fits in the trunk of your car. There is a nozzle with a valve that can be opened. You fill the “Gasinator” up and put it in the trunk, then if you ever run out of gas on the highway all you have to do is open the trunk and use the “Gasinator” to help you get going again. The “Gasinator” will hold approximately one gallon of fuel with a valve attached to the nozzle. The “Gasinator” is very convenient. My idea and goal is to mass market “The Gasinator” on infomercials. The cost will be $19.95 plus shipping and handling. On the commercial we will show people on the side of the road broken down because they ran out of gas. Then we will show how easy “The Gasinator” works to get them going again. With the convenient valve attached to the nozzle, the “Gasinator” is the perfect choice. For only $19.95 people can purchase the security and peace of mind that comes with owning the “Gasinator” and having the “Gasinator” in the trunk. Never worry about running out of gas again. I’m going to try and get the “Sham Wow” guy to sell the “Gasinator” for me. I really think my idea “The Gasinator” can actually sell more products than the “Sham Wow” and the “Gopher.”
“THE GASINATOR” IS MY IDEA. IF ANYONE TRYS TO STEAL MY IDEA, I WILL KILL THEM!!!!!!! (not really but I will be really mad).
Gasinator Prototype – 2012- When the cops raid my house they took all my inventions on my computer and refused to give them back for over a year. (DA2013)
Art class drawing, 2010 or 11. S. Walsh – “draw a picture using only squares.” Washington County Jail – 2001 – Cell I was in when I had meningitis and the cops refused to give me medical care. I was really sick – my spine throbbed from my tailbone into the back of my head and my head was throbbing and I was sweating and had a fever. Jail refused me a diagnosis and medical care, they insisted I was “mentally ill” and not physically sick. What do I know? The infectious disease that made me sick then, is still in my system to this day, approximately 17 years later. I’m still fighting them. You can read about the experience in my first book “Brain Storm” (2010).
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My fair warning to all the government PSYCHOPATHS (and their associates),
How does the United States government motherfuckers justify stealing my money? ($6,000 in traffic fines). In the last two years, the cops have harassed me to no end for driving. For exercising my freedom to go from point A to point They say I am not a “legal driver.” What is a legal driver? Both my grandmothers are “legal drivers”, both are over 80 years old, have deteriorating eye sight, can barely see over the steering wheel, have poor hand eye coordination, yet they are “legal drivers.” They say driving is a privilege that I don’t deserve because I drive fast at 3 in the morning when there is not another car on the road and I’m stone cold sober. This is how the government pigs justify robbing me. Over $4,500 in the last two years on top of the taxes I already pay to the government pigs. When the pigs take money, that they don’t work for, that is stealing. The government pigs are stealing my money with their bullshit traffic fines. How do I earn money? I mix mud up in a cement mixer. I carry brick and block. I dig trenches and holes with a spade shovel and pick axe. I sweat. I work. I invest my time and energy to generate money. I expend my valuable energy and priceless time to make money. What do I do with the money I make? I buy food, I use it to survive. The government pigs are threatening my survival every time the pigs rob me. The Sheriff of Nottingham is a good analogy. A government fat rich pig that goes around stealing from poor people or from working people. Do you know how long I have to work for $4,500? Approximately 6 weeks. Six weeks of hard labor. I live below the poverty level and the government pigs are robbing me of my hard earned money on top of the taxes I already pay. The government pigs sit on their asses and live high on the hog. The cops sit on their asses and rob me. The government pigs live in nice houses, they drive nice cars, they have pensions, they go on vacations, they have health insurance. How do the government pigs justify robbing me of money that I worked my ass off for?
The government pigs say that if I don’t pay them, they are going to incarcerate me for unpaid traffic tickets. How can they take my freedom for an unpaid traffic ticket? How can the government pigs take my freedom for a traffic ticket? When the pigs incarcerate you they are taking your freedom. How can the rich pigs justify first stealing my money for driving, then incarcerating me if I don’t pay them? How can the pigs justify it?
Men have died in wars for freedom. Men have killed for freedom. Funny. The government pigs can take from me something that valuable, something people have died and killed for, for an unpaid traffic ticket. Government rich pigs on power trips is all they are. Abusing their power and stealing from the powerless.
The government pigs are “evil”, plain and simple. I will now explain to you why the government pigs are evil and why I have come to this conclusion and how I justify this statement. First, what is evil? Evil is intentionally harming another human or creature. If you bring physical, psychological or emotional pain to another creature, that’s evil. Driving on the roads is not evil.
I am not hurting anyone by exercising my freedom to go from one place to another. I have never got into a crash that has hurt another motorist and I don’t drink and drive. But the government pigs still rob me and harass me to no end. Driving is not evil. How do the pigs justify incarcerating me for unpaid traffic tickets? How do the pigs justify incarcerating a person when they have committed no evil deed? How do the greedy rich government pigs justify stealing my money, then threatening my freedom? People should be incarcerated when they commit an evil deed against their fellow man. When the government pigs are going around stealing from people and then threatening to incarcerate the people if they don’t pay the government swine, that’s when the government pigs have gone too far. Let’s take a look at history and find out what happens when the government power trip pig rich motherfuckers have gotten out of control in the past. What was the result? War. Killing. Death. When the government pigs on the top, shit on the people on the bottom, for too long. Eventually the people on the bottom get sick of it and fight back against the government power trip pigs. I am not committing any evil act by driving my car on the roads without a driver’s license. The government rich pigs are the ones committing the evil act by stealing money that I have worked my ass off for. The government pigs are committing an evil act by arresting and then incarcerating me when I don’t pay them the money they have stolen from me via traffic fines. The government power trip pigs are evil. I am not causing any other individuals any psychological, physical or emotional pain, by driving my car on the roads. But the government power trip pig cops, and their rich pig legislature counterparts, are causing me pain by stealing my money. When you take money that you didn’t work for, that’s stealing and that’s what the government pigs are doing. Then the pigs are slandering me and trying to make me look like the bad guy when in fact they are the evil pigs.
Ohwewoe does not recognize the United States government’s bullshit system, which was created by the rich pigs and serves their interests. The United States is occupying land...